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Monday, October 12, 2026

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Hot Covfefe

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Breaking

DECAF TEARS — They put a Vegas tribute act on the obit

BEAN COUNTING — No surcharge on the patty

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

DECAF TEARS — They put a Vegas tribute act on the obit

BEAN COUNTING — No surcharge on the patty

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

American diner counter with steaming coffee and flags

Steaming. Patriotic. No oat milk.

MAGA mornings start with a hot cup of covfefe

Breaking news, America First wins, and a bottomless pour of common sense. Welcome to the diner, folks.

American grocery meat case with ground beef packages and small flags

Hot Cup of Covfefe · AUG 27, 2026

NO SURCHARGE ON THE PATTY: TRUMP SIGNS THE 90-DAY BEEF WINDOW TO CUT THE GROCERY CHECK

Wednesday he put the Friday promise in writing. Three shipments of lean trim, a 25 percent discount, and a kill switch if the meat case does not move.

WASHINGTON — Chip Holloway

CNN on-air coverage of Dolly Parton's death that used a photo of Las Vegas tribute artist Kelly Vohnn, as documented by the New York Post

Decaf Tears

THEY PUT A VEGAS TRIBUTE ACT ON THE OBIT. THEN THEY APOLOGIZED TO DOLLY'S FAMILY.

The network that still sells itself as the grown-up table put a Las Vegas impersonator on the air and called it coverage.

Darlene Walsh · AUG 27, 2026

President Trump is surrounded by U.S. Secret Service agents at a campaign rally on July 13, 2024, in Butler, Pa.

Spill the Beans

THEY PULLED THE COMMS SHOP'S KEYS. THE AGENCY SAYS MISCONDUCT. THE BUILDING HEARS LEAKS.

Three Secret Service spokespeople, including the comms chief, got leave, lost their clearances, and lost their devices. The agency will not say why. It does not have to.

Buck Perkins · AUG 27, 2026

Counter Talk

How do you take your covfefe?

The Drip

Daily briefing. Extra hot.

Wins, roasts, and the news the other diner won't pour. One email. No oat milk.

The Tip Jar

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Breaking

Hot Cup of Covfefe

The news while it's still steaming. Spill it, drink it, send it to your group chat.

American electrical substation at dusk with a flag in the foreground

Hot Cup of Covfefe

TRUMP LOCKS DOWN AMERICA'S POWER GRID — AND THE LEFT IS ALREADY WHINING

Ray Gorman · AUG 26, 2026

Dallas skyline at blue hour with American flags on lamp posts

Hot Cup of Covfefe

DALLAS IS PERCOLATING: TRUMP HEADLINES THE FIRST GOP MIDTERM CONVENTION

Ray Gorman · AUG 25, 2026

White House

Oval Roast

Straight from the Resolute desk. Extra bold, no foam.

American brick schoolhouse with a flagpole and a travel coffee mug

Oval Roast

PARENTS FIRST: TRUMP POURS AN EXTRA SHOT OF EDUCATIONAL FREEDOM

Linda Mayhew · AUG 24, 2026

Rage Bait

Decaf Tears

The left ordered decaf. We're serving the truth scalding hot.

CNN on-air coverage of Dolly Parton's death that used a photo of Las Vegas tribute artist Kelly Vohnn, as documented by the New York Post

Decaf Tears

THEY PUT A VEGAS TRIBUTE ACT ON THE OBIT. THEN THEY APOLOGIZED TO DOLLY'S FAMILY.

Darlene Walsh · AUG 27, 2026

U.S. Capitol dome at sunrise in morning fog

Decaf Tears

DEMS CALL GRID SECURITY 'SCARY' — CALIFORNIA STILL CAN'T KEEP THE LIGHTS ON

Darlene Walsh · AUG 26, 2026

Coffee splashing from a red diner mug onto a cream counter

Decaf Tears

LATTE LIBERALS DISCOVER CONSEQUENCES — AND THEY TASTE BITTER

Darlene Walsh · AUG 22, 2026

Opinion

The Morning Roast

Hot takes before the second cup. No oat milk. No apologies.

Newspaper and a red diner mug of coffee on a wooden table

The Morning Roast

THE PRESS STILL CAN'T SPELL COVFEFE — OR THE TRUTH

Marge Sullivan · AUG 27, 2026

Wins

Grounds for Celebration

America First victories, stacked like diner pancakes.

American steel mill at golden hour with a flag on the stack

Grounds for Celebration

FOURTEEN WINS THE FAKE NEWS HOPED YOU'D MISS

Linda Mayhew · AUG 26, 2026

Immigration

Border Blend

Strong. Dark. No open-border foam on top.

Desert border fence at sunrise with an American flag in the foreground

Border Blend

BORDER BLEND: THE SOUTHERN POUR IS FINALLY UNDER CONTROL

Hank Coltrane · AUG 23, 2026

Economy

Bean Counting

Jobs, trade, energy, and the check Canada just got.

American grocery meat case with ground beef packages and small flags

Bean Counting

NO SURCHARGE ON THE PATTY: TRUMP SIGNS THE 90-DAY BEEF WINDOW TO CUT THE GROCERY CHECK

Chip Holloway · AUG 27, 2026

Roasted coffee beans in burlap with a small American flag

Bean Counting

CANADA'S FREE RIDE JUST GOT THE CHECK

Chip Holloway · AUG 25, 2026

Oil pumpjacks on a prairie at sunset with an American flag

Bean Counting

DRILL, BABY, DRIP: ENERGY DOMINANCE IS BACK ON THE MENU

Chip Holloway · AUG 21, 2026

America First

Americano Strong

Patriotism, poured black. Heartland to the Oval.

Cargo ships on a gray ocean at dusk with an American flag on a cutter

Americano Strong

OPERATION ECONOMIC OUTCAST: IRAN GETS THE EMPTY CUP

Hank Coltrane · AUG 24, 2026

Wheat field under a large American flag in golden light

Americano Strong

FROM DINER COUNTERS TO THE OVAL: THE HEARTLAND NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING

Hank Coltrane · AUG 19, 2026

Insider

Spill the Beans

What the percolator overheard before the networks did.

President Trump is surrounded by U.S. Secret Service agents at a campaign rally on July 13, 2024, in Butler, Pa.

Spill the Beans

THEY PULLED THE COMMS SHOP'S KEYS. THE AGENCY SAYS MISCONDUCT. THE BUILDING HEARS LEAKS.

Buck Perkins · AUG 27, 2026

The White House at golden hour with flags and morning mist

Spill the Beans

CIA IN MOSCOW? TRUMP CALLS IT SEMI-ROUTINE. THE MEDIA CALLS IT EVERYTHING ELSE.

Buck Perkins · AUG 26, 2026