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HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

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SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

Decaf Tears · Rage Bait

DEMS CALL GRID SECURITY 'SCARY' — CALIFORNIA STILL CAN'T KEEP THE LIGHTS ON

The party of rolling blackouts would like to lecture the rest of us about power. We have notes.

WASHINGTONWednesday, August 26, 2026

Darlene Walsh, Decaf Tears Correspondent

U.S. Capitol dome at sunrise in morning fog

Within hours of the President's grid emergency, the usual accounts were calling it authoritarian, xenophobic, and — our personal favorite — 'anti-science.' These are the same people who spent a decade applauding when California asked citizens to stop charging their cars during a heat wave. Science, apparently, is when the app tells you to sit in the dark.

Let us speak plainly. If your theory of the future is electric everything, you do not import the nervous system of the grid from countries that do not like you. That is not xenophobia. That is not plugging a toaster into a rival's outlet and calling it diversity.

The left's energy file has been a greatest-hits album of lectures: close the plants, ban the pipelines, subsidize the slideshow, then act stunned when the bill arrives and the morgue gets warm in a blackout. They wanted to run a continental economy on vibes and a prayer to the wind. The President wants to run it on steel, gas, nuclear, and a locked front door.

Decaf Tears of the week: watching commentators who cannot change a breaker panel explain why the Commander-in-Chief is overreacting about sabotage risk. Folks, if someone is that confident, they can volunteer their own fridge as the backup generator. We will wait.

America is allowed to protect the thing that keeps the hospitals open. If that sentence makes you mad, you did not order coffee. You ordered a feeling. We do not serve those.

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