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Thursday, August 27, 2026

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Breaking

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

Insider

Spill the Beans

What the percolator overheard before the networks did.

Secret Service-style communications watch room with radios, coffee mugs, and American flags

Spill the Beans

THEY PULLED THE COMMS SHOP'S KEYS. THE AGENCY SAYS MISCONDUCT. THE BUILDING HEARS LEAKS.

Three Secret Service spokespeople, including the comms chief, got leave, lost their clearances, and lost their devices. The agency will not say why. It does not have to.

Buck Perkins · AUG 27, 2026

The White House at golden hour with flags and morning mist

Spill the Beans

CIA IN MOSCOW? TRUMP CALLS IT SEMI-ROUTINE. THE MEDIA CALLS IT EVERYTHING ELSE.

The President downplayed a Moscow visit by the CIA director. Cable news did not. The percolator has thoughts.

Buck Perkins · AUG 26, 2026