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Thursday, August 27, 2026

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Hot Covfefe

The President's Favorite Pour

Breaking

SPILL THE BEANS — Secret Service comms shop put on ice

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

SPILL THE BEANS — Secret Service comms shop put on ice

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

Economy

Bean Counting

Jobs, trade, energy, and the check Canada just got.

Roasted coffee beans in burlap with a small American flag

Bean Counting

CANADA'S FREE RIDE JUST GOT THE CHECK

Twenty-five percent on our cars. A near-ban on our beer. Three-hundred percent on our dairy. The President is done subsidizing the polite neighbor's attitude.

Chip Holloway · AUG 25, 2026

Oil pumpjacks on a prairie at sunset with an American flag

Bean Counting

DRILL, BABY, DRIP: ENERGY DOMINANCE IS BACK ON THE MENU

Pumpjacks on the prairie. Steel in Ohio. A grid the President just put under lock and key. The warmer is on.

Chip Holloway · AUG 21, 2026