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DECAF TEARS — They put a Vegas tribute act on the obit

BEAN COUNTING — No surcharge on the patty

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

DECAF TEARS — They put a Vegas tribute act on the obit

BEAN COUNTING — No surcharge on the patty

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

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