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Thursday, August 27, 2026

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SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

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The President declared a national emergency to keep foreign junk out of the bulk-power system. Folks, this is how you pour a strong cup.

Ray Gorman · AUG 26, 2026

Hot Cup of Covfefe

JD Vance night one. The President night two. One hundred and nine speakers, and the machine is humming for September.

Ray Gorman · AUG 25, 2026