Opinion
The Morning Roast
Hot takes before the second cup. No oat milk. No apologies.
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Thursday, August 27, 2026
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Breaking
SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys
HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid
GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried
DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention
BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check
BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term
OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice
DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences
SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys
HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid
GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried
DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention
BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check
BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term
OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice
DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences
Opinion
Hot takes before the second cup. No oat milk. No apologies.