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Thursday, August 27, 2026

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Hot Covfefe

The President's Favorite Pour

Breaking

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

America First

Americano Strong

Patriotism, poured black. Heartland to the Oval.

Americano Strong

Total isolation of the regime. The President says he is not in a hurry for talks. Neither are we.

Hank Coltrane · AUG 24, 2026

Americano Strong

They were told they were over. They kept the flags up anyway. The coffee was ready when the country came home.

Hank Coltrane · AUG 19, 2026