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Thursday, August 27, 2026

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Hot Covfefe

The President's Favorite Pour

Breaking

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

Rage Bait

Decaf Tears

The left ordered decaf. We're serving the truth scalding hot.

Decaf Tears

The party of rolling blackouts would like to lecture the rest of us about power. We have notes.

Darlene Walsh · AUG 26, 2026

Decaf Tears

America First is popular. The faculty lounge is taking it personally. Pass the sugar, we are fine.

Darlene Walsh · AUG 22, 2026

Decaf Tears

The HR seminar ended. The country did not. Somebody tell the faculty.

Darlene Walsh · AUG 20, 2026