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SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

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DALLAS IS PERCOLATING: TRUMP HEADLINES THE FIRST GOP MIDTERM CONVENTION

JD Vance night one. The President night two. One hundred and nine speakers, and the machine is humming for September.

DALLASTuesday, August 25, 2026

Ray Gorman, Hot Cup Desk

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The Republican National Committee just did something the consultants said was too old-fashioned: they scheduled a real midterm convention. September 9 and 10 in Dallas. One hundred and nine speakers. Tax relief, border security, school choice, and the stories of people who actually vote. Vice President JD Vance headlines night one. President Trump delivers the keynote on night two.

RNC Chairman Joe Gruters called it a gathering to unite the party and drive turnout. The critics, right on schedule, complained that there is too much Trump on the marquee. Folks, that is like walking into a steakhouse and complaining there is too much steak. The man won. The coalition is his. The midterms are a referendum on whether the country wants another round of the old menu.

Dallas in September is going to feel like a percolator on a full burner. The heartland will show up in boots. The donors will show up in linen. The cameras will show up to hunt for a gaffe and accidentally broadcast a packed hall. Let them.

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