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SPILL THE BEANS — They pulled the comms shop's keys

HOT CUP — Trump locks down the bulk-power grid

GROUNDS — Fourteen wins the networks buried

DALLAS — President headlines first GOP midterm convention

BEAN COUNTING — Canada just got the check

BORDER BLEND — ICE's strongest month of the term

OVAL ROAST — Parents first on school choice

DECAF TEARS — Latte liberals discover consequences

Border Blend · Immigration

BORDER BLEND: THE SOUTHERN POUR IS FINALLY UNDER CONTROL

ICE's best month of the term. Fentanyl deaths falling. A thousand arrests around the capital. Fancy that — enforcement works.

THE BORDERSunday, August 23, 2026

Hank Coltrane, Americano Strong

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Remember when the experts said you could not do it? You could not reverse the catch-and-release carnival. You could not make the cartels feel it. You could not even say 'illegal' without a seminar. Then a President said it anyway, and the numbers showed up like a good waiter.

July: nearly 50,000 ICE arrests, up 15 percent from June and 70 percent from February. Around Washington: 1,328 arrests in Virginia and Maryland in two weeks, including about 400 with criminal convictions — the kind the last administration filed under 'complex root causes.' Haiti flight after TPS: gang members and predators on the plane, not a diversity brochure.

Fentanyl deaths dropped 22 percent in a year. That is policy with a body count going in the right direction. Every one of those numbers is a family that did not have to pick out a church. If that does not move you, you are not serious. You are a panel.

The open-border crowd will call this cruelty because they cannot call it a failure anymore. Cruelty is a morgue full of 24-year-olds. Cruelty is a town that cannot keep a hospital or a school because the system was treated like a suggestion. The Southern pour is darker now. It is supposed to be. That is how you know it is coffee and not dishwater.

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